Welcome to MONews! here we have our host, ........ Mr Assholey Pumpkin!!!!! Today, unfortunately, Miss Farting Shit is absent due to a hurricane in her town, Hurricane&Storms town. She will be coming in a moment's time, but lets us have Mr Assholey to tell us whats up, and whats down.
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"Good Morning, erm.......... people...(right people!)Today we will have a special weather report on Hurricane&Storms town and Sunshinesucks town. in Hurricane&storms town, we have a typhoon and a hurricane and a storm. its the worst weather anyone has seen... sob sob... hope Miss Farting Shit is alright...sob sob... i mean, lets check the weather report on Sunshinesucks town. i will pass this time to the best reporter in town, Mr Reporting Person."
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"Yo whats up peeps!!!!!!!!!! I........have........ memory loss.......sorry.........i.......will.........speak........like.........that......for......the......moment...... I HATE YOU CAMERA MAN!!!! I CAN'T POSSIBLY GO ON LIKE THIS FOR THE WHOLE NEWS REPORT!!!!! I DO NOT WANT TO TALK LIKE THIS!!! I DO NOT HAVE MEMORY LOSS U SHITTY BUTT!!!!"*crash boom bang zzzzzzzzzzzzzxzxzxzzzzxzxzzzzz*
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"Right... nevermind. Back to Sunshinesucks town weather report. We are not able to see the weather there but at least i can tell u the weather there. The weather there is -1000 degrees celcuis there. Thats why they hate sunshine... Now for whats up and whats down!!! This is exciting!!! Lemme tell u whats up! The ceiling!!!! whats down??? the floor!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i am soo evil!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxxzzzzzxzxzxzzzzzzz...
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OKAY...We are done with MONews volume one! and by the way, there's a little pimple on ur little puny (or maybe big) butt!!!
cyass,
editor Loo Kejia =D
